Real Love

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Message from Timberland.

Hello gorgeous,i am a stranger i know, but i will have to tell u this u are pretty and if u can just give me the opportunity to know u probably exchange our id maybe we could be friend to be sincere with u i am a lover boy and i am looking for true love i am looking for someone to set my soul free as u know that any friendship start somehow like this,one thing there are so many question that i have for u so many things that i wanna say please i think there is no crime at all if u love somebody and u walk up to her and tell her to her face.i will be waiting to read from you soon and we don't know maybe we are the new lover to be.only God knows

I Care Timberland.

I don't mean to be rude but....

So I was at the Train station waiting to go home, and a man 'Ghanaian' came to ask me for money, giving some crack story that he just arrived in the country, He is short of money, he needs to take a coach to 'Norrich' he also gave some unnecessary history.

Ok, i was torn between my feelings of empathy and Logic, Logic won though. I just thought, 'Scam', but then i didn't have cash on me and i told him. He then goes on to say 'I don't mean to be rude, but there is ATM'  The cheeky beggar! 

I didn't know whether to laugh or to give him some tongue lashing, so i just meekily said 'Yeh i know, but i don't want to go there' and he shuffled away.

Really glad i didn't give him anything.

Hello

Hello

My name is Rowland.I am a Nigerian located in Nigeria.I am 34 years old single and never married.

I am a Consultant.

I saw and picked interest in you and would want to get to know you better.

In a nutshell i would want to go into a committing and serious relationship with you.

Can we work something out.I really want to know you better.

Lastly can i call you on phone please.

Sorry if i am bothering you.But i am really serious.

I am waiting

Rowland




WHAT THE CRACK?! upon all my security on facebook.
Do people still fall for this???

Privilege clouds Judgement

As iRecover, iLol

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A beautiful thing

I love Boston Legal alot, not just because of their smart quips but stuff like this really gets me

its so beautiful and had to be funny too! lol :D

Denny: What I give to you, what - what I share, I do with no one else. I like to think what you give to me, you do with nobody else. Now that - that may sound silly to you. But here's what I think is silly - the idea that jealousy or fidelity is reserved for romance. I always suspected that there was a connection between you and THAT man. That you got something you didn't get from me.

Alan: I probably do. But gosh, what I get from you, Denny ... People walk around today calling everyone their "best friend". The term doesn't have any real meaning anymore. Mere acquaintances are lavished with hugs and kisses upon a second or, at most, third meeting. Birthday cards get passed around offices, so everybody can scribble a snippet of sentimentality for a colleague they've barely met. And everyone just "loves" everyone. As a result, when you tell somebody you love them today, it isn't much heard. I love you, Denny. YOU are my best friend. I can't imagine going through life without you as my best friend. Not gonna kiss you, however.

Its Frosties .. oops..err!

I just can't get over this LNGKM!!!

Ikoyi polo club

I was at the Polo club on Tuesday with my sister, my first time there, ok this year is quickly gathering some firsts. lol. Anyways, before we even entered the place, we saw chicksss, saw one with a long tattoo on her hand, aaah. Thats one reason going out to places like this dey tire pesin!
Girls Girls Girls!!, but the game was over, so there were few people around. My sister is a friend to one of the organizers , so we went to see him, there were some police guys around, lemme just say an Entourage. After sitting out for a while we went into the building, because they wanted to have some sort of business meeting.
We were walking with the Entourage and heres comes the paparazzi! How did i know? one of the guys asks the photographer who invited him there, the photographer says he is paparazzi, i had a pretty good laff, Nigeria don reesh here! Paporozzu!

If you see my picshur anywhere, im sure i must have had my mouth open because I was laughing hysterically!